Browser-only roast booth

Drop the fit. Collect the ouch.

Pick a photo, choose your damage, and get a screenshot-ready style roast. No account, no upload vault, no body commentary.

01 · Bring the evidence

Your outfit photo stays with you.

Start with a photoUse your camera or grab a mirror selfie from your gallery. Choose photo

Your photo is previewed only in this browser. Outfit Ouch doesn’t save it or use it to guess who you are.

02 · Choose your damage

I’m opting in to a playful roast about outfit styling only. No hate, protected-trait guesses, body comments, or personal inferences.

This MVP uses a rotating local roast deck, not photo analysis. Your selected image never leaves this device.